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Holiday Funnies

There are many “extra” activities that go on around the holidays. Due to this, the normal daily schedule gets massacred and that is a recipe for chaos. In this chaos are always a few humorous moments….

#1 Mrs. Mc., the Kindergarten teacher, was trying to get her students lined up in the correct order for their music program when one of her students called her over. When she got there he motioned for her to bend down, like he needed to tell her something in confidence. As she bent down, he quickly put his hands on her chest and then turned to the student beside him and said, “Yup, she’s a girl! I told you.” Mrs. Mc. is now considering new hairstyles, clothing choices and perhaps even some plastic surgery.

#2 Mr. K is now under suspicion……he was walking by a group of (yes again) Kindergarteners when one of them said, “Yeah, that’s my dad.”
Mr. K said, “Who is your dad?”
The student said, “You ARE!”
Mr. K smiled at the student and said, “No, I’m not your dad.” and walked away.
As he was walking away another teacher saw the student turn to the one he had been talking to and say, “He really is my dad, but sometimes when he’s drinkin’ he forgets.”
And we all thought Mr. K. was the proud father of only 2 children, now we are wondering how many others may be out there and whether or not we need to do an intervention.

#3 In 5th grade this time (they are really no better than Kindergarteners) I stopped in to Mr. K’s room (different Mr. K.) because he always does a big gingerbread house geometry project. As I walked around the room and talked to many of the students about their houses I was amazed at the creativity. Some students were having no problems building while others were really struggling. One girl had been attempting to get a roof piece on for quite some time when Mr. K. took pity on her and fixed it. I asked the student what she was doing and she blithely answered, “Watching Mr. K. do my work. Isn’t he doin’ a good job?”
The look on Mr. K.’s face was priceless. He then removed the piece he had just secured and handed it to the student. She then hurriedly said, “No, I meant, I was watching Mr. K. help me so I could do my work better!!!!”
Mr. K. just smiled at her and walked away.

If you had any holiday laughs….please share….